😠☕ Before the brew, beware. There’s a grumpy little coffee pot on duty—and it’s not here for your early morning small talk.

Picture this: You roll out of bed, eyes half-shut, and all you want is peace, quiet, and a good cup of joe. Enter this hilariously relatable tee, starring an annoyed coffee pot clutching a “NO TALK” sign, surrounded by warning signs, sleepy zzz’s, and stormy energy. It’s the perfect visual declaration for caffeine-deprived mornings.

Whether you’re a certified morning zombie, a coffee-first human, or just someone who values boundaries before the first sip, this shirt says it all so you don’t have to.

💖 Why You Need This:
✔️ Super-soft premium cotton – Smooth enough to calm even your crankiest mornings
✔️ Quirky retro cartoon art – A fun way to warn others pre-caffeine
✔️ Great for mornings, Mondays, and moody vibes
✔️ Available in “don’t mess with me” shades – White, sand, ice grey, military green, heather indigo, and sapphire

🔊 Warning given. Vibes protected. Click “Add to Cart” and make your mornings make sense. 😴☕🚫

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric, this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

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